Its Just a Normal Day

Why do people always have to ask if you have a date on Valentines Day or none? If your answer is none, why do they always have to ask the hardest question one could ever answer.. W-H-Y?! Why? Why the hell are you asking? Is it a sin not to have a date? or plans for that particular day? Is it a super big deal? Is it? Come on, It's just a normal day. A day when people just want to sex up their partner and boom here comes the Valentines baby. By the way, people who were born on November usually was made in a very elegant factory house... motel, no.. "The Motel."

Oh yeah! Its supposed to be a day to celebrate Love not just merely Love in a common way but love in general, meaning love of parents, of friends, of strangers (?), of...slut (sorry for that..)of... Chit..chat..chat.. ugh! Yeah whatever! Even though I will be writing here the whole book for the true meaning of Valentines you will still be ending up following your urge. Anyway, go on buddies! just protect your shaft and bearded clam with Chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS.. jeez! . (Ow you dont know about that? Surprise!) Ok, lets be serious.... use durex ok? ok.

I usually can't sleep five days before Valentines. Its not that Im pressured not to have a date again for two consecutive years now but I'm actually thinking where to go on that day, for pete's sake, its weekend, its Saturday, (and its the best time to get on because tomorrow is another rest day.. Oh god, haha), its a clubbing day, yow know! I usually dont get stuck in the house during the first rest day of the week, because the real rest day is the day after that, which is Sunday, the day of the Lord (hallelujah!) I'm planning to take a leave by Friday so i can go home to the province and do some photography thing nalang! Pero hindi, ayoko! sayang ang pamasahe and that's actually 8 hours drive no! If i go to the mall, i will just see people holding hands, making out in the dark, fingering, necking, french kissing,and usually restaurants' chairs will be arranged by two's. And I will see a guy make subo to the girl with the soup of the day and suddenly they make tapon because the girl's lips is shaking like an ass, si boy kasi tanga, hindi man lang hinipan! Tuloy, natapon sa cleavage ni girl, and then boy gets the napkin and make punas of the girls's suso. The typical Charlemagne with a tweak of a maniac look in the girl's balcony! I will be seeing 8 out of ten girls holding a bouquet of flowers, 2 out that ten is holding either just one lantang rose or a Sampaguita necklace (sweet!) Not to mention their brown teeth with "tinge" (Tinga! ano ba), na katatapos lang kumain ng Ferrero Rocher or Choc Nut!

Haay these people are sick! I am too, because i hate that day. I hope it will just passed by as if a normal day...