ForeiNurse

FOREINURSING (fo-rey-ner-seng)

New Course.

New Curriculum.

Newly added subjects : VISA Application 1 with VISA Assistance, Fixer management (how to avoid illegal transactions and learn how to bamboozle suspicious transactors), Country Orientation: Study of culture, arts, society and people of countries that have big demands of nurses, Sideline management (how to handle and deal with sideline opportunities abroad, TNT 1 ( how to fake your name), TNT 2 (how to change your face and fashion statement), TNT 3 (how to choose a location that authorities will not be able to identify where you are), Advance TNT with a study of MMMM* relationships (Fastest, easiest and saftiest way to acquire Greencard).

To master these aspects, it will be 6 units each with a 80% passing mark on all, yes, ALL kinds of exams.

Whew!

This new title will enormously increase the enrollees of nursing students since the approach is utterly direct and/or straight to the point. ForeiNursing simply comes from the word Foreign and Nursing. ForeiNursing - Nursing students who studies here and work abroad. That's exactly the definition. Don't get me wrong, I dont mean to bastardize the course or put down the nurses. I do have close friends who are nurses and are still into nursing. What I'm trying to point out here is the people's frame of mind about being a nurse. Damn, 100% of them dreams of working abroad, 90% chosed nursing because this might change their lives in the future and only 1% of them has this most popular line of cute lil girls in the Little Miss Philippines, "Para po makatulong sa kapwa pilipino"(and the host wil say, Wow! ang bait na bata). You think this child will ever had the guts to say that again after 20 years? I doubt.

I had a friend who recently passed the nursing board exam. He has a brother, graduated from Marketing in an exclusive school and decided to take Nursing as a second course. I know someone who passed the bar exam and decided to take Nursing after struggling to be a lawyer. I heard from the news that most of the Philippine's finest doctors are enrolled in Nursing.

This is the Nursing phenomena era.

Yes, they have the goal to be succesful in life. they have the vision of uplifting the social class of their families. Five, Ten, Fifteen years from now, they will be wealthier, more successful, more glamorous, more conquering, boaster and stingier.

Four years ago, my mother, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends want me take Nursing. M mind says, why not? But my heart says, "Oh com'on dont fool yourself buddy!"

In this fast pacing generation, there's only one thing that comes into their mind when they heard of Nursing. ABROAD.

I want to go abroad but I don't want to work nor live there permanently. Simply for one thing, there's no place like home.